How?... Why?...

My life has just turned around.
I cannot believe what has happened to me.
In one hand I have a huge mountain of shit that just arrived. In the other I have a little down feather just about to blow away with the passing storm.
I will try hard to clean my hand and to catch the feather but I worry. My gut doesn't feel well, so I hope that someone or something will come to my aid.
Please, whoever is doing this to me, stop destroying my life!
I want to live it in peace!